Yabba Dabba Doo

Not that I think anyone reads this anyway, but I am writing a blog about the TV show Lost. If you like the show you should check it out. Sooner or later I'll be back to writing for Fireworks and Sharks (she's my first and true love).

http://injacobscabin.blogspot.com/

I'm Back

Fireworks and Sharks is back and better than ever! That is absolutely not true. Not at all. It is back, but probably not better. Probably more of the same. Now that I am no longer a Hobo Drifter, I will regain my position of postmaster of the F&S blog. My original true love.

Not much is going on in the Moffatron's world these days. I am currently living in the land where Kevin Bacon and Gary Coleman rein supreme (Payson, UT). I'm playing video games, cruising the interwebs, and watching So You Think You Can Dance. It's nice... Reeaal nice. Oh and occasionally I'll drink a Mt. Dew. As you can see, my life is filled with activities right now, so I have a lot to blog about. That means regular posts. So stay tuned, there's going to be some exciting stuff coming up. Even more exciting than the 90210 season finally...

Oh and if you were wondering, yes, I recently had a mustache. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever brought into this life. May this video of me dancing with a mustache bring you joy this holiday season.

Hobo Drifters.

Hey everyone. And by everyone I mean the handful of people who read this, I have started a new blog with a bunch of friends who I am currently traveling with. I'll be updating that one now for a while so check it out and follow if you want. We are hobo drifters now.
hobodrifters.blogspot.com

Adventures With the Z.

I've realized that most of the adventures I've had this summer have been with this kid....

And he's got a sweet shark tat.

Legendary or The Normal Dude?

Ever since I saw a guy get stabbed in the throat, there has been kind of an ongoing joke around the work place about me. Have you ever heard any Chuck Norris Jokes? Like Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird... yeah those are like the jokes that have been going around, except they are directed at me, "Jason Moffat The Legend once stitched a guy up in the middle of the road with only a blade of grass." They've even said things like, "Jason Moffat The Legend ran Mt. Marathon in twenty minutes, and took an 18 minute lunch break on top." And the list goes on. That's the stuff I've been dealing with. Flattering, yet annoying, I've been dubbed The Legend.

Changing subjects...

This summer I've grown a pretty awesome beard, if I do say so myself. I've really enjoyed not having to shave every day and I think it's made me look a lot more like a grizzly Alaskan. Tourist just eat that stuff up. But it's just about that time to think about shaving. All good beards must come to an end... Actually I take it back. That's a horrible motto. Beards should never have to end. I'm planning on doing some awesome man-scaping (which is a given, but I still don't know what I'll carve). I am scared what people will think of me without the beard. When Josh cut his mullet, people hated him for it. Hate is a strong word, probably just didn't respect him anymore. Some people up here only know me by my adorable grizzly bearded self. Now I'll just be Jason Moffat the Normal dude. Which is fine I guess.

I was actually really surprised to find out that there are plenty of other beard and moustache enthusiasts around the world, just like me. This clip is from the World Beard and Moustache competition that was held in Anchorage this summer.... yeah, I was there. One of the proudest moments in my life.

If any of you are interested in improving your facial hair, I ran upon a book that might help. The Facial Hair Handbook, written by Jack Passion, world champion beard grower.

http://jackpassion.com/

“ Jack Passion is to the sport of bearding what Tiger Woods is to the sport of golf.

— Phil Olsen, Founder and Self-Appointed Captain, Beard Team USA

Well that's my feelings on beards. Next time, I'll tell you what I think about Moustaches.

Calvin Klein

Recently I have been seeing these flyers around work that say something to the effect of, "Employee photo contest: $200 dollar prize for the photo that best captures the beauty and allure of Alaska." The other day I walked into the drivers lounge and see two random close up photos of me rafting on the Kenai river, hanging on the wall. I can't even really remember where these photos came from, but written above them says, "The Legend. Beauty and Allure," with the photo contest flyer attached to it. I myself found it pretty funny, so you can imagine what others thought. So I got to thinking, ya know those were pretty good pics, but I think I've got a better one. And boy did I have a gem. Knowing the person that put the photos up, I didn't feel bad when I posted this one of him up.

Needless to say the photo didn't stay up for long. But the best part was to see all of drivers reactions when I nonchalantly rolled into the lounge and posted the sexy photo. People were rolling on the ground.

The classic Jason

So I've pulled the classic Jason move... Procrastination! or just flat-out forgetting. My blogging skills are not (yet) near the bonumus maximus status as ol' A-town, but I'll try harder. As for now, may this picture hold you over till next time.