Stabbing and what-not...

So it's been a while done the whole blog thing, but I had some weird stuff happen to me this last week. Because I really don't want to type the whole thing up again, I'm going to cut and paste the story I explained to a friend just recently. Here it goes...

10:21pmJason
Dang man It's a long story
10:22pmGavin
I love long stories
10:24pmJason
Do you really want to know?
10:25pmGavin
Yes
10:27pmJason
Well I was driving a bus down from denali all by myself. It's about a four hour drive. I stopped to get something to eat and when I was leaving I heard someone say "get back here you chicken sh* mother f*er!"
10:27pmGavin
Haha
I'm liking this already
10:29pmJason
So I see one chubby guy chasing another and I just laughed because I thought it was funny.
10:30pmJason
Well there was a scuffle and the one guy ran away holding his neck and into a cabin-like building while the other guy stayed behind.
10:31pmGavin
Go on
10:31pmJason
At this point I was like "what the freak is going on?"
I hear a lady screaming and decided to stick around in case the lady was like getting raped
10:31pmGavin
Good call
10:33pmGavin
And...?
10:33pmJason
The lady runs across to the store part and I see the guy poke his head out of the building all bloody and crap
So at this point I was trying to get the guy to come over to me and hide behind my bus
10:34pmGavin
The bloody guy, right?
10:34pmJason
Yeah dude don't rush me
10:35pmGavin
Haha
Sorry
10:35pmJason
I'm trying to get the story right
10:36pmJason
But I was also trying to be inconspicuous because I didn't want the maniac killer to see me
So I was Yelling really quitely "dude! Dude! come over here"
He yells "that guy just stabbed me in the neck!"
I yell softly "come over here"
He yells "he's still out there!"
So I see the guy as I was going to the store part and booked it as fast as I can
and I yell in the store "call and ambulance or something, some guy just got stabbed"
10:40pmJason
I ran back to my bus to grab some paper towels or something
Gave it to the guy and he put pressure on it. The EMT's came right after.
Right when They came the guy took off the towel and then it sinks in as I see a freaking whole in the guys neck!!!!
10:42pmGavin
Wow
10:47pmJason
The funny thing is when the police were getting my statement they asked if he said anything to the other guy. "I remember the guy saying specifically 'get back here you chicken sh* mother f*!'" And the police dude wrote that down in quotes
10:47pmGavin
Haha
Awesome
I'm hoping you did an impression of it as well
10:47pmJason
kind of